Monday, August 09, 2010

Out of the Mouth of Mom

"Stop attacking the baby with a velociraptor."

"You can't go to church commando. No one at church wants to see your privates."

"Yes there are dinosaurs in heaven. No, they aren't mean and won't eat you. Because if you are in heaven it means you are already dead."

"Don't stick the cucumber down your sissy's pants. If she wants a cucumber in her pants she can put it there herself."

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